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Something smells off

04 January, 2018

• I AM an old lady of 82
What I see on TV adverts
I find very crude
Perfume is advertised
By two people having
A ’romp’ nearly nude
I can’t watch the
One that shows a poo
I hope nobody sends me
One of those gifts in a tin
To get rid of a smell
Where I have been!

FLORENCE LOTE, WC1

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